Thursday, October 9, 2008

Treasury to capitalize Banks

Treasury has found the solution to the Credit problem. From weeks of research, they have learned that the problem stems from banks not being noticeable, and also from people being scared of banks. The new plan from Treasury will accomplish both.

The plan is to capitalize banks. Bank of America will now be BANK OF AMERICA. citi will be CITI.

In one stroke, this will scare off everyone who comes to get a bad loan. It will also make people notice banks.

On a sidenote, why do people get bad loans? I usually feel stuff I buy and make sure they are firm and good. Don't people feel the loans? Or do they go bad afterwards? If so, they ought to refrigerate them, wrap them, or put an eat before date on them.